I really don’t like April Fool’s Day. A bunch of people that think they’re funny try to ruin the fun of gamers – I’m talking about April Fool’s Day on the internet.
So far, today, I’ve read that there is a new Wii channel coming out for Smash Bros. Brawl that will let you download “one billion” new characters and “ten gajillion” new stages. Also you’ll be able to “defeat every boss by distracting them with cute kittens” in Zelda: Twilight Princess.
This was not funny. I was pretty excited for a couple of seconds.
I hate April Fool’s Day on the internet.
The Internet
Zelda
Are you kidding? Have you read my blog? I’m a nerd. My idea of a sport is playing Zelda. I don’t have any Super Bowl Picks.
Speaking of Zelda, I’ve got really addicted to Twilight Princess.
I decided to lay off the Guitar Hero for a while because I was listening to music and realized that I was screaming out, “Green, Orange, Blue, Yellow, Green, Orange, Blue!”
Anyway, I went through the ol’ Wii game collection. From the bottom of the pile I pulled something out. I blew some dust off and read the title: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Ah, yes! I remembered this game. I popped it in and started playing (I had to dig out the ol’ Nunchuk too).
The game’s memory told me I hadn’t played since April ‘07.
It all came back to me. I rounded up the goats in about thirty seconds, I went fishing with ease, and pretty soon I was running through the woods in search of some monkey and some kid. This was the reason I hadn’t played since April. You see, I was lazier then and all those monsters swarming at me… well, nine months later, it didn’t take long to save the stupid kid. So, now I’m addicted to Zelda.
Nintendo
Wii, Zelda
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