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The Simpsons Movie Premiere

jacob — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:13:02 +0000

Well, the Simpsons Movie finally came out last night. I went to see it at midnight, naturally. It was the best movie I’d ever seen in my entire life – and I’m not just saying that because the show is hilarious. The animation was fantastic. The jokes were hilarious. All-star cast.
I give the Simpsons Movie a 10 out of 10. Hilarious… Best. Movie. Ever.

Carey to Host Some Show

jacob — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:07:45 +0000

If I had a time machine, I could pull off all sorts of scams.
It looks like Drew “The New Host of the Price is Right” Carey is going to be the new host of the Price is Right. I think he’ll do pretty good.
To be honest, I’ve never had Starbucks coffee in my life, but you know, go with the flow.
Well, it seems the Simpsons Movie is coming out in about two days. I might go see it at midnight, but chances are it’ll be more like 2:00 in the afternoon.

The Simpsons Movie

jacob — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:33:50 +0000

What up?
You might be wondering: “Didn’t this used to be a useless information website?” You’re right. It did used to be a useless information website, and a very good one at that. You can now access all (or most of) those crazy useless factoids through an easy-to-use and downright fun folder or “category” on the right side of your computer monitor. See it? It’s right under the Uncategorized folder. They’ll even be alphabetized! You can also reach it by clicking here.
Now that we have that out of the way, we can talk about what’s really important: The Simpsons Movie. It’s only something like seven weeks away. 51 teeny tiny days away. Can you believe that show has only been running for eighteen seasons? It seems like it must be at least nineteen. I’ve been depriving myself of the movie theater for a while now so that the whole experience will be more rewarding come July 27. The last movie I saw in a theater was Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I’m assuming that the Simpsons Movie will be about 30,000 times more satisfying than that, not that there was anything wrong with Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I just have dizzyingly high hopes for the Simpsons Movie. I’m also assuming that by July 26th I’ll be tearing my hair out, and by the time I get into the theater I’ll look something like Homer with a mere two hairs a top my yellow head.
Lastly, I want to leave you with this hilarious commercial and the words, “Go meat!”