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Upcoming Wii Games (November ‘08 Edition)

November 21st, 2008

Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Everybody’s favorite ghostbusting oriented ’80s movie and sequel is becoming a modern video game for the PS2, PS3, XBOX 360, Nintendo DS, PC and Wii. The whole game will be a modern blast to the past. It’s set around Thanksgiving 1991. You can battle Vigo (II), The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (I), and Slimer (I and II). You can play as Venkman, Ray, Egon, Winston, “Rookie”, and Slimer. Dan Aykroyd (Ray) said that this could be considered the third movie. I hope there’s a random free-for-all mode where you can play as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and just destroy everything.

Untitled Beatles “Rock Band”-style Game*
Well, I’ve been hoping for this for some time, and now according to thebeatles.com, it’s official. (I’m hoping for full compatibility with the Guitar Hero World Tour band set.) The best songs for the game would be “Helter Skelter,” (possibly the craziest rock song of the sixties) “Savoy Truffle,” and of course, “The End.” The game will reportedly have 45 master recordings. I’m hoping for something like Guitar Hero: Aerosmith or Guitar Hero: Metallica… Guitar Hero: The Beatles.

* has not been officially announced as a Wii game.

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Me vs. Technology

November 9th, 2008

This is the account of a true story involving me, eBay, Beatles vinyls, and a computer. Before reading this, you need to know my reasoning and little obsessive foibles: yes, of course, I could just buy the CDs, but that’s simply not the same to me… and no, you don’t need to have album artwork on your iPod- it’s not required, but it would seem unfinished if I didn’t have the album artwork. I’m just kind of weird like that…
So recently I have been buying Beatles LPs off eBay. I enjoy listening to them on a turntable, but that’s not very convenient for long car trips or jogging, so I decided to convert the songs to .aiff files so I could play them on my iPod.
August 21: For my first attempt I decided to use “Simon and Garfunkel’s Greatest Hits.” Things seemed fine. I put my personal favorites from the album onto my iPod, added the album art work, and everything seemed fine.
August 27: As luck would have it, several days later the computer developed a “malicious virus” and had to go to the computer ER. When I got it back, the image program I primarily used, Picture It! 9, was no more!…
September 1: Then I recorded the “Let It Be” album. Sound quality seemed fine to me, but I could not figure out how to add album artwork without Picture It! 9… Oh, well, I guess, but then the real problem occurrs… read on…
sometime in Mid-September: Eventually, I got around to recording “Sgt. Pepper” and the main vocal track of the title song was missing. For a moment, I feared that I had accidentally purchased the karaoke version of the album (and even thought that I could make a lot of money on such a rare item). Soon I realized that it was because I was recording a stereo track in mono… but the me of two months ago didn’t own an RCA stereo mini (or even know what one was).
So let’s recap: where does this leave me? No album artwork, worthless sound quality.
Early October: Time to fight back. First off, album artwork. After many failed ideas and a time-wasting call to iTunes support (”Yes, we have determined we can not solve your Apple iTunes problem”), I figured out what to do…
So, I put the songs from the record to a computer, from the computer to a CD, from the CD to a different computer, and from the different computer to my iPod. Yes, it’s a lot of work for album artwork… but I still have to worry about the sound quality problems.

Mid-October: I buy an RCA stereo mini cord… it works. Sound quality still sounds a bit fuzzy and a click once in a blue moon, but that’s to be expected when you’re using a cheap program and old records.
November 2: I have decided that the next time I come upon spare cash, I’ll be buying the Beatles CDs… just so that I’m not bothered by those clicks and fuzzy background effects. The way I figure, this way works the best – I get the old school vinyls (which I prefer), and I get the new age hipster CDs, which offer better sound quality… so pretty much, this whole thing could’ve been avoided.

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Top Five Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Segments

November 2nd, 2008

With the Simpsons nineteenth Treehouse of Horror airing in a matter of mere dozens of minutes, I felt like throwing together a list of the best Treehouse of Horror segments.
In judging Treehouse of Horror segments, I look for three things: scariness, funniness, and overall goodness.

5. Time and Punishment from Treehosue of Horror V. All those alternate realities are really funny every time. I don’t know what would be better – donuts falling from the sky or Ned Flanders being the ruler of the universe. “This is indeed a disturbing universe.” – Maggie.

4. House of Whacks from Treehouse of Horror XII. Although it was a little disturbing to see Homer missing the back of his head with his brain exposed, this was a pretty funny segment. Some jokes that stand out in my memory are Homer mistaking the water heater for the Ultrahouse and, when forced to live with Patty and Selma, the computer trying to kill itself. (Personally, I would’ve chosen the voice of Matthew Perry for my house instead of Pierce Brosnan.)

3. I’ve Grown a Costume on Your Face from Treehouse of Horror XVI. I found this segment rather fun just for seeing all the characters in their costumes – Chief Wiggum as the Subway Guy, Moleman as a Mole (but he wasn’t wearing a costume), and of course Apu-D2.

2. Bart Simpson’s Dracula from Treehouse of Horror IV. “They’re dogs! Playing poker! [Maniacal laugh.]” This is probably the funniest, if not necessarily the scariest or best, Treehouse of Horror segment. Some of the funniest moments include the Super Fun Happy Slide and the cop-out ending parodying a Charlie Brown Christmas.

1. The Shinning from Treehouse of Horror V. Very few things in the world can make me happy no matter how unhappy I am. Two of those things are the Numa Numa kid, and seeing Homer make maniacal funny faces when Marge says, “… go crazy.”

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