What Have They Done to the Kongs?
So there’s this upcoming game for the Wii starring Donkey Kong and probably Diddy, Dixie, Funky, Tiny, Cranky, Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, and whatever other Kongs there are these days. It should be a pretty good game, like Donkey Kong 64 was… at least that’s what I thought before I played Mario Kart Wii.
I played as Donkey Kong on Mario Kart and I was horrified to find that they’ve turned him into… I daresay… an ape. He makes weird noises, like a female opera singer with a cat in her lungs. It’s depressing. They’ve really turned him into a moron.
Then I unlocked Funky Kong. Funky’s always played the role of the “cool” “California surfer” “dude” since his debut in Donkey Kong Country, but now, they’ve pushed that role too far. He’s really annoying.
Then I unlocked Diddy Kong. He’s the most normal, but he makes noises like Donkey Kong, just smaller. He’s quite annoying.
I hope they aren’t like this in the Wii Donkey Kong game.
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