The Worst of the Best
Friday, April 4th, 2008"The Best" is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. "The Worst" is the things about it I don't like.
Worst Music: Ashley's Theme, which you can hear here... I mean, hear here.
Worst Stage: Rumble Falls. It scrolls up and there are these green and purple spikes all over that are basically a one-hit K. O. if you touch them. But you can't see them coming because it scrolls up and if you get a bit off you're dead.
Worst Item: Dragoon. I'm very thankful for the Item Select because when this item comes the whole match becomes about collecting the three parts and not so much about getting K. O.s.
Worst Assist Trophy: Saki Amaniya. Half the time he just falls off the stage.
Worst Poké Ball: I can't say Goldeen - that's just unfair, so I'll say Gardevoir. It reflects projectiles. I was once playing a Poké Ball-fest (all items Poké Ball). First came Gardevoir, then I got Bonsly. I threw Bonsly at an opponent in my Gardevoirs protective sphere. I got K. O'd.
The coveted prize of Worst Character goes to... Yoshi. I can't stand Yoshi. That high-pitched voice... Yoshi was okay in the N64 version. Yoshi got more annoying in Melee. Yoshi is the most annoying thing ever in Brawl. His voice is enough to make me jump off the battle stage just to escape it.