What Going 5 Days without the Internet can do to a Person
For the past five days I've been rolled up in a ball rocking slowly back and forth in my basement, for I have been without the Internet for those days.
I often twitch nervously now.
The Digiview screen seems so painful to look at. (Our Dell monitor broke... lousy Dell.)
When I walked into the house, knowing that Internet would await me inside for the first time in five days, I was shocked to see that the computer was not hooked up. I ran like a flash and in about fifteen seconds the mouse, mousepad, monitor, keyboard, keyboard wrist softener thingy, tower, and modem were in place and ready to roll.
For the next five days, I will do nothing but sit on the computer to make up for the lost time.
Another thing: If you play Guitar Hero on Expert for at least an half hour, and look at the floor, it feels like you're having a hallucinogenic psychotic dream. The floor looks like quicksand. Groovy, dude!
