Naming a Cat
The great thing about cats is that they never know their name, or at least they don’t come when their name is called. You can name a cat basically anything. I’ve been thinking about some great names for cats:
– The first fifty digits of pi.
– Something like, “http://www.herekittykittykitty.com/meow.html”
– For advertising name your cat “Sony” or “Home Depot” or something.
– Or you could name your cat whatever time it is. “Here, 12:23.” Pro: people will like you because they’ll never have to ask you what time it is. Con: You’ll constantly have to change your cat’s name and have to keep buying new food dishes so that you can change the name…
You couldn’t name a dog any of these things because dogs actually (sometimes) come when you call their name. You wouldn’t want to be chasing your dog around town yelling, “Come home, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993…!”
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