5. Those Wii Guys
If some guys came up to my house and asked if they could play with my Nintendo, I’d say no. They kind of creep me out. It’s like your parents always taught you – don’t talk to strangers, and don’t let them in your house no matter how fun and entertaining the Nintendo is.
4. That blue Kmart lightbulb
If a talking lightbulb came up to me and told me what to buy I wouldn’t listen to it. Have you seen this guy’s commercials? He’s just kind of frightening. It’s shocking to see a talking blue lightbulb.
3. Dairy Queen lips
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Last night I saw this talking lips commercial in black and white. That’s pretty freaky. The lips appear dark grey and it looks very odd and frightening.
2. Michelin Man
What’s the deal with this guy? Is he supposed to be made out of tires? I’ve never seen white tires. The confusion of the whole thing frightens me. Plus his feet are enormous.
1. Burger King King
Definitely the scariest and creepiest by far. Have you seen that one commercial where they guy wakes up and the King is in his bed. That is now my biggest nightmare.
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I just learned that there is talk (supposedly serious talk) about making a video game based on NBC’s hit comedy, the Office. MumboJumbo – some game producers I’ve never heard of – struck a deal with Universal Studios. Normally, in a situation where one of my favorite TV shows becomes a video game I’d be ecstatic. However, they’ve said that they’re only releasing this game for the PSP and some other little handheld dowacky I’ve never heard of. They won’t be releasing it for the Wii. That makes me angry. It also makes me angry because I thought of this like two months ago. I should be making big bucks.
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The Star Wars Episodes in order of worst to best: The Clone Wars, Phantom Menace, A New Hope, Revenge of the Sith, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.
Best Nintendo Wii Games in no particular order: Wii Sports, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Wii Play, Sonic and the Secret Rings, and Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Best TV shows no longer on the air in descending order: Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Wonder Years, and the Dick Van Dyke Show,
Best Super Nintendo Games starting at best and on a descending scale: Super Mario World, Tetris Attack, Donkey Kong Country, and Super Mario All Stars.
Best Captain in descending order: Captain Kirk, Captain Crunch, Captain Piccard, and the Sea Captain from the Simpsons.
Best Regular Nintendo Games starting at best on a descending scale: Super Mario Bros. 3, Tetris, Adventure Island 3, Rad Racer 2, Paperboy 2, Duck Hunt, and Kirby’s Adventure.
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