Maybe a Starbucks

How come Mario has orange hair and a black mustache?
If Luigi is supposed to be Mario's younger brother why is he way taller?
Yoshi is a dinosaur, right? Why is he the same size as Mario? Don't say that it's because he's a baby dinosaur because there is another character named Baby Yoshi who is about a fourth the size of Yoshi.
Does Bowser honestly have nothing better to do than kidnap Princess Peach? Wouldn't he get tired of being killed eventually?
Don't you think that Princess Peach should get better security at her castle?
Couldn't Donkey Kong take on Bowser once? I think he could take him.
How come, for some reason, all of the villains and good guys can get together and have races? Like in Mariokart Double Dash, Mario could be on the same car as his nemesis Bowser and they can get along great. Wouldn't Bowser be trying to kill Mario?
I want answers.

I found this picture on Amazon. It's the box for SSBB. I'm not sure if it's reliable or not, but I found it on Amazon, so I'm guessing that it's real.

Cool, right?