The Simpsons Movie
What up?
You might be wondering: "Didn't this used to be a useless information website?" You're right. It did used to be a useless information website, and a very good one at that. You can now access all (or most of) those crazy useless factoids through an easy-to-use and downright fun folder or "category" on the right side of your computer monitor. See it? It's right under the Uncategorized folder. They'll even be alphabetized! You can also reach it by clicking here.
Now that we have that out of the way, we can talk about what's really important: The Simpsons Movie. It's only something like seven weeks away. 51 teeny tiny days away. Can you believe that show has only been running for eighteen seasons? It seems like it must be at least nineteen. I've been depriving myself of the movie theater for a while now so that the whole experience will be more rewarding come July 27. The last movie I saw in a theater was Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I'm assuming that the Simpsons Movie will be about 30,000 times more satisfying than that, not that there was anything wrong with Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I just have dizzyingly high hopes for the Simpsons Movie. I'm also assuming that by July 26th I'll be tearing my hair out, and by the time I get into the theater I'll look something like Homer with a mere two hairs a top my yellow head.
Lastly, I want to leave you with this hilarious commercial and the words, "Go meat!"
