If cartoons were real the following cartoon characters/video game characters would be dead. It’s the sad truth. You don’t have to think about it if you don’t want to. You don’t have to read this blog if you don’t want to. This is a really dark and disturbing blog entry. To find out how the characters would’ve died, hover over their name with your mouse.
Homer Simpson, Mario of Nintendo, Bowser, Mr. Burns, cast of Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Link, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Fred Flintstone, Garfield, and Odie.
I’m sure there are many more, but I won’t disturb you anymore.
I apologize to anyone this blog offended or terrified.
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I recently realized that there are a lot of interesting quotes about dancing.
“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott
“Only I may dance.” – Conan O’Brien on the Simpsons
“Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing.” – James Brown
“His legs flail about as if independent from his body.” – Chandler Bing about Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
“When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.” – Ray Barone
“Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey
“Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn’t ’cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” – Napoleon Dynamite
The first one is definitely my favorite.
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How come Mario has orange hair and a black mustache?
If Luigi is supposed to be Mario’s younger brother why is he way taller?
Yoshi is a dinosaur, right? Why is he the same size as Mario? Don’t say that it’s because he’s a baby dinosaur because there is another character named Baby Yoshi who is about a fourth the size of Yoshi.
Does Bowser honestly have nothing better to do than kidnap Princess Peach? Wouldn’t he get tired of being killed eventually?
Don’t you think that Princess Peach should get better security at her castle?
Couldn’t Donkey Kong take on Bowser once? I think he could take him.
How come, for some reason, all of the villains and good guys can get together and have races? Like in Mariokart Double Dash, Mario could be on the same car as his nemesis Bowser and they can get along great. Wouldn’t Bowser be trying to kill Mario?
I want answers.
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