Maybe a Starbucks

I recently realized that my family and friends have been right all these years: I'm addicted to the computer. I just sit here all day, and if I'm not staring at this flatscreen Dell, I'm down, in my cold dark basement on my Wii surfing the internet. I spend most of my time on this blog anxiously awaiting an e-mail or a comment on one of my posts. That's pretty sad, and I never realized it before. If I don't have anything to say on this blog I just kind of go places like fanpop.com, Wikipedia, www.i-am-bored.com, and occasionally I'll check in on my brother's blog. If there's nothing new on those places, I'll just go there again, and again. Then, I'll check my mail... nothing. I'll check it again. Still nothing. I'll go back to those places again. I know that the SSBB site is only updated once a day, yet I check it again, and again. And maybe a couple more times. Nothing new.
The only times I get off of the computer is to eat and play my accordion and rule the world of Wii Sports. That's sad isn't it?
I have formed a group called ISAA (Internet Surfing Addicts Anonymous). If you think you might be in this group, let me know. I can help you.

If cartoons were real the following cartoon characters/video game characters would be dead. It's the sad truth. You don't have to think about it if you don't want to. You don't have to read this blog if you don't want to. This is a really dark and disturbing blog entry. To find out how the characters would've died, hover over their name with your mouse.

Homer Simpson, Mario of Nintendo, Bowser, Mr. Burns, cast of Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Link, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Fred Flintstone, Garfield, and Odie.

I'm sure there are many more, but I won't disturb you anymore.
I apologize to anyone this blog offended or terrified.

I recently realized that there are a lot of interesting quotes about dancing.

"Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing." - Michael Scott
"Only I may dance." - Conan O'Brien on the Simpsons
"Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing." - James Brown
"His legs flail about as if independent from his body." - Chandler Bing about Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
"When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys." - Ray Barone
"Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance." - Oprah Winfrey
"Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now." - Napoleon Dynamite

The first one is definitely my favorite.